Think twice before u react

On walking into the factory, the Managing Director of the company noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing. 

He approached the young man and calmly said to him, “How much do you earn?”

The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question, he replied, none the less, “I earn $ 2000.00 a month, Sir. Why?” 

Without answering, the MD took out his wallet and removed $6000.00 cash and gave it to the young man and said, “Around here I pay people for working, not for standing around looking pretty! Here is your 3 months salary, now GET OUT and don’t come back”.

 The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight. Noticing a few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner, “And that applies to everybody in this company”.

 He approached one of the onlookers and asked him, “Who’s the young man I just fired?” To which an amazing reply came- “He was the pizza delivery guy, Sir!”

By: Zakia Usmani

Home Shopping

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Two young men from up in Minnesota were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models.

Ole says to the Sven "Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?"

Sven replies, "Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!"

Ole says, with wide eyes, "Wow, they aren't very expensive. At this price, I'm buying one."

Sven smiles and pats him on the back, "Good idea! Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is in the catalog, I will get one too."

Three weeks later, Sven asks his friend Ole, "Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the Sears catalog?"

Ole replies, "No, but it shouldn't be long now. I got her clothes yesterday!"

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